The Mojave's first late night television program. Hosted by God's favorite man, Colton Cade -- the Messiah of the Mojave, the Courier, the future President of America 2281 - 5eva...

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The Mojave’s first late night television program! Brought to you by your supreme overlord/president — ME — Colton Cade. Yes, I did pay for all of those broadcasting stations. 

Of cooo-ooourse, you can still submit inquiries, questions, and complaints to my inbox! Get down on the lowdown, folks! Don’t let the NCR fool you with their nice guy propaganda — they’re actually a bunch of terrorists disguised as a pseudo-American military group. And the Legion are a pseudo-American military group disguised as a bunch of terrorists.

Don’t forget to vote Cade-Gannon 2281! 

GO NEW VEGAS COURIERS JESUS BELIEVES IN US WE ARE NUMBER ONE

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The NCR. They’re all giant, marauding, godless killing machines. Bears are the devil incarnate. Two headed bears? Oh. My. God. Caesar’s Legion.Grown men running around in skirts and reciting prehistoric Latin phrases? Get over yourself, Caesar! I don’t want your stupid pizza delivery service, so stop sending those assassins! House.Tom Selleck? You’re still alive — oh, wait, never mind. NATION… The Mojave Wasteland needs an independent New Vegas! And Freeside is undergoing reconstruction. Now that electricity and water runs throughout the damn place, how about donating to the Cade SUPER PAC?

The NCR.
They’re all giant, marauding, godless killing machines.
Bears are the devil incarnate. Two headed bears? Oh. My. God.

Caesar’s Legion.
Grown men running around in skirts and reciting prehistoric Latin phrases? Get over yourself, Caesar! I don’t want your stupid pizza delivery service, so stop sending those assassins!

House.
Tom Selleck? You’re still alive — oh, wait, never mind.

NATION…

The Mojave Wasteland needs an independent New Vegas! And Freeside is undergoing reconstruction. Now that electricity and water runs throughout the damn place, how about donating to the Cade SUPER PAC?

oops i just bought vulpes and i ran out of dosh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CKjpc65bbw colton: ooh vulpes when we get back to the lucky 38 we will haev ruff kinky homosex and you will fucking enjoy it n we will sing lonery islaand songs togethr vulpes: ooh mr. courier ooh you must leave your bandana oncolton: yes and now it is adventure time with colton and vulpes guys never stay up the entire night to rp with me or anythingthings get reeeaaalll weird. 

oops i just bought vulpes and i ran out of dosh? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CKjpc65bbw

colton: ooh vulpes when we get back to the lucky 38 we will haev ruff kinky homosex and you will fucking enjoy it n we will sing lonery islaand songs togethr

vulpes: ooh mr. courier ooh you must leave your bandana on

colton: yes and now it is adventure time with colton and vulpes

guys never stay up the entire night to rp with me or anything
things get reeeaaalll weird.